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Work stress can turn people gay, claims Malaysian minister (townflex.com)

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[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It all makes sense now. When you max out your straightness value, but keep on pushing, you cause an integer overflow. That’s a sneaky way to end up being super gay.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Exactly! It's like Ghandi in Civilization.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 2 points 4 days ago

LOL. What a classic move. The fastest way to world peace is to invade every nation and murder everyone.