Suddenly, conservatives are for a shorter work week.

I can think of a couple of different motivations for this.

He's trying to get ahead of a leak that he's gay.

He's trying to help reduce pressure from employers, in a very odd way.

I'm going with the first one, because people in power don't give a fuck about anyone else.

"I need to suck off a twink to deal with all this stress."

Whatever works

"I'm not gay, I'm overworked."

-That guy

Wouldn't that mean like at least half the world would be gay? Where TF do these idiots come up with this shit?

I'm calling in gay tomorrow and citing a world leader.

Finally bigotry I can support.

excessive job stress, social pressure, past sexual experiences, and weak religious practice

Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.

That dude looks stressed as fuck.

saying this while holding one of the most stressful jobs in the world is such a crazy way to come out but pop off king

I'm like, super stressed you guys. Frankly, if you want me to straighten out, we probably all ought to revert to a 32 hour work week, better yet, 24 with full time pay. That ought to sploosh relief right into me. Us. It's science!

I feel a little bit gay already, better take the rest of the day off.

Jee, I really feel like sucking dick today boss, it’s time I took a few days off.

Someone’s got a case of the Malaygays

The response to that is "If that is the case, why aren't you sucking dick?"

He's right though, there i am, working my ass off, deadlines that fall behind and people running left and rightto catch the post-truck with that last minute delivery for the day, and all of a sudden, there we both stand, exhausted, over worked, and just start to furiously make out.

It's a real problem. And i for one am glad someone is taking this with the seriousness it deserves.

Working hard or hardly working, eh?

Ohhh so that’s why I love cock so much

Maybe gay sex relives stress

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What is it called when you can't take it anymore, but keep taking it? :3

Well yeah, obviously. Work stress is alleviated by more money, and $20 bucks is $20 bucks.

Ohh, so i guess the Prime Minister is extremely stress all the time, that explains it.

I hate my coworkers so much I want to suck all their dicks. I'm not gay, but damn, I feel like the only relief I can get is if they relieve themselves... in my mouth. And my throat. And maybe my butt... but I need to get these stress related hemorrhoids checked first. Shit, I forgot, I don't have healthcare. Now I have to suck some nurse dick. It's gonna be a long weekend. Maybe if I get everyone together in the same room we can get it all over at once. Just... not in my eyes, please.

So basically, most of the world is gay? Cool.

What country was it that had people calling in gay to work because their government classified it as an illness, again? 🤔

Of course! That's why I keep thinking about being spitroasted. Obviously. Why else would I think that? Of course I don't actually want to do that. Why would I? Just work stress. Clearly.

Fuck man, I must be one of the gayest people on earth then. Get it? Fuck man? Hahaha.... I'm sorry.

fuck, didn't even know it. i'm gay now since I've had some stress at work

Anything to get out of work huh. Sounds weird to get 3-4 day work week.

Luckily, we don't have elected representatives with this type of reasoning skill......... /s