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[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 88 points 15 hours ago (8 children)

Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

One is for regular days, another for when I deserve a treat, the bigger (2L) one for when I deserve an even bigger treat, etc.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Best comment in thread.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 hours ago

two people live there ? a dude and a lady who is unsatisfied with said coke zero drinking bf .

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

This is what throws you off? Really? They are storing walnuts in the fridge!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 hours ago

walnuts... sheesh, that lettuce will tear the ass out of ya

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but I don't like walnuts anyway /shrug

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 3 points 7 hours ago

That was my nickname in high school.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago

I guess the internet hasn't burned away all of my innocence, that's the first thing I saw. 😆

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

My guess is that this is an at least two person household. One drinks Coke Zero and one drinks regular. I don't think I've ever seen someone do both. Could also be why there are two toys instead of one.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I used to mix them because coke was too sugary and coke zero doesnt taste very good

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

And so together they just don’t taste good?

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

I like Pepsi Zero better than Coke Zero, and drink even amounts of Coke and Pepsi Zero at work to reduce the amount of sugar I consume.

Now both soda camps can hate me.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Wild to go full cans except for a single 2 liter. Gotta wonder the reason behind that.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 5 points 5 hours ago

The 2L bottle is for when the stuff on the top doesn't satisfy anymore.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Well you need something to pour the cans into

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

Are you really wondering?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

It’s some fucking psychopath shit I tell you.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

The two different kinds has no effect on that, it's psycho level just having that much soda.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they're throwing a party and want to offer their guests some variety...and monster dildos?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I honestly didn’t even notice the kaiju cocks

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

Personally speaking sometimes I like to treat myself with a proper rum/rye & coke. You can't get the same taste with Coke Zero although Coke Zero slaps hard and it is my daily soda.