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Welcome to America, where you’re never quite sure if your senator is dead or not (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) by the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Real senator, or wax figurine?

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

They're probably desperatly trying to find enough video clips to train an AI to fill in for him.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Waiting to get him back from Chuck Testa.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

It would just freeze up all the time if it learned from those