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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 34 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Oh yes. Pepper spray. That’ll stop a determined aggressor.

(/s. It won’t. This drone is not for that. Probably for quelling student protest or something to that effect instead.)

(Anything but gun control, amirite?)

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Anything but hiring human guards maybe?

Who am I kidding, the admin gets a kick back from the vendor for showcasing their tech. Money is always the answer in 'murica

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Human guards would be more effective than the drone at stopping an active shooter; but they won’t stop active shooters from being active in the first place.

For that you need to attack the actual problems.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

We have direct evidence that "trained" humans don't help at all either. Uvalde.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Hammering a nail with a rock is a more effective solution than hammer a nail with a cucumber. Doesn’t mean the rock is a good solution.

And that should give you an idea of how bad drones in schools are.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

Southeners... Southeners never change.