this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
289 points (98.0% liked)
Not The Onion
22305 readers
1319 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Your DNA is only in your piss if you've jerked off in the last twenty minutes.
Yourself or anyone? Asking for a friend.
Yes.
That's funny and not true.
https://dnacenter.com/blog/does-your-urine-hold-dna-learn-what-info-your-urine-holds/
You're speaking like someone who jerks off every twenty minutes.
Ya gotta go every 19 minutes to prevent DNA gaps in your urine.
Those are rookie numbers.