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Liquid Death is asking people to mail their pee to AI data centers (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 3 days ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh no, they've learned the secret of turning piss into gold from Infowars!

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But what about the people turning their gold into piss?

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, Infowars has you covered there too. What better way to hide your gold from an overreaching government than by turning it into piss?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago

Then your can pour the piss into your swimming pool, and through the powers of homeopathy, have even more gold than you started with when you turn it back!

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Alcohol companies have had that figured out for quite some time.