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Trump Suggests Renaming the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean Next After Changing Lake Ontario and Gulf of Mexico on U.S. Maps (people.com)

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[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both

Oh good, we’ll have two “American Oceans” because he’s too fucking stupid and patronizing to think of another name.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"Left Ocean of America" and "Right Ocean of America"

[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 8 points 8 hours ago

Can't let The (Radical, loony, woke) Left have an entire ocean, though! Rename it to "Port"