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To be fair, real life Koalas are easily one of the dumbest animals going, with the actual smoothest brain of any mammal.
And the reason for that is their primary food source, Eucalyptus leaves, are so nutritionally poor that they can't afford the extra neurons.
Hell, they're so built on instinct that they'll only recognise Eucalyptus leaves if attached to branches.
So if any mammal was going to be depicted as non-anthro, they're a pretty good candidate for it.
In Koala's defense, I've heard people say that the "won't eat picked leaves" thing is an evolutionary advantage to stop them from eating rotting leaves off the ground. Of course, there are other ways to distinguish fresh and rotting food, but like you said, limited neurons.
So you are suggesting everyone is crowding around to meet the new special needs student
Koalas are the only animal I know of that regularly die from bursting into flames. Eucalyptus oil is highly flammable and they are covered in it all the time, so occasionally they just immolate if the sun hits them the wrong way
Minimum Viable Marsupial.
They are the animal equivalent of animals, got it.
It’s because god knows how smart they’d be if their brain was developed and had to gimp them. After all, the koala is the creator (at least according to Lower Decks)