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Trump claims firefighters carried him away from Ground Zero right after 9/11 (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As much as he fantasizes about two hot steamy men carrying him away, that is a total lie. I've seen 600 Pound Life-- it'd take like four muscular men to carry his fat ass.

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

He ia very lean and has the body fat of a mma fighter. Didn't you hear?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

i think it takes more than 4 people to carry a 600lb person, probably 6-10 strapping firemen.