Like some sort of neighbor loving good Samaritan Christ cuck?

No of course not! Then I'd be using the language of the left (treating empathy as a virtue) to try and communicate with her. She needs to figure out how those DEI labeled things would personally help her and her loved ones. I'm already on thin ice suggesting she should learn about things before cementing an opinion.

But...if this one thing she learned about would have protected her from being sad, maybe there are other things? Maybe she or her loved ones won't eat glass in the future if there are third parties making sure there is no glass in popsicles? Wouldn't eating glass make her unhappy? Don't companies keep accidentally getting glass in our food now that there is less money for the government to go around and check? Sure, a liberal might also eat glass and that would be cool and fun, but - oh no! I fucked up! Now Chrissy is entirely antiregulation until someone she knows is actually poisoned.