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It's wild that she just kept on competing. Call me crazy but once I shit my pants in front of thousands of people I immediately get the fuck out if there.
She got the runs, not the stops.
If I could give more than one upvote.....well played!
And that's why you're not a champion! Every winner shits their pants!
Good enough for POTUS is good enough for my household.
USA! USA! USA!
WE'RE #2!
many long distance cyclists piss and shit in their knicks.
I'll never look at those Spandex'd cyclists the same way 😶
It's why they're always so butthurt about traffic on roadways.
Just don't get that one dude who'll stare you in the eye and try to outshit you