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Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she won (www.cbc.ca)

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You sure it's not a small, stout, thickset, herbivorous mammal in the family Procaviidae instead?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, that's Hyrax. You're thinking of the South Korean RAM manufacturer.