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Trump Delivers Surefire Closing Message for Midterms: Check Out Nicki Minaj's 'Beautiful Ass' (www.rollingstone.com)

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 52 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

But what's the election promise here? Vote for us and

You will be looking at Nicki Minaj's ass more often
There are going to be more asses like Nicki Minaj's
???

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 hours ago

There are going to be more asses like Nicki Minaj's

MAGA really loves their excessive plastic surgery

[–] bad1080@piefed.social 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

profit

[–] plateee@piefed.social 8 points 11 hours ago

No, silly. Not profit for you.