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Joe Rogan Mistakenly Blasts Biden’s Mental Fitness Over Something Trump Actually Said (variety.com)

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Remember to buy his brain supplements!

[–] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Made with REAL WILDHARVESTED ANIMAL BRAINS!"

"Like the cavemen ate!"

[–] prayer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

CJD/CWD speed running.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Now with extra prions!

[–] Liz@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago

Oh my god, really? Even if I was in the market for brain supplements, fuck that. I ain't catching no prion disease.