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[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 257 points 10 months ago (46 children)

What timeline is this again? Psychics are on news channels now? Not mention one with an extremely large user base that would have this go against their theology? I can’t even.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 129 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

As proven long ago, Fox News is not news, it's all editorials. Every last person on the air is a pundit, there are no reporters. They don't report the news, they report their opinions on the news. That's why they have a "psychic" on one of their shows, to provide an opinion on what's going to happen. It's all just for show...

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Those of us who remember Reaganomics also remember he used a psychic his entire EIGHT year presidency. SMH.

[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Ugh that’s a gross reminder but a good point as well.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you thinking of his astrologer Joan Quigley? Not really any better, but not a psychic.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You say Grenada, I say Grenada. Let's call the whole thing off.

Lmao holy fuck how did I not know this? That’s wild.

[–] Icalasari@kbin.social 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mysticism such as using psychics is also something oddly embedded with Nazis. Like, even back during their rise they were oddly into mysticism

[–] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Nazis had teams of archaeologists running around the world looking for all sorts of religious artifacts. Hitler was a nut on the subject. He was crazy. He was obsessed with the occult.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Did you hear what happened when they found the Ark of the Covenant?

[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know, I know. Doesn’t make it any less frustrating.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Their reply completely ignores your point about psychics contradicting Christian beliefs, and it’s absolutely shocking that Faux News watchers even tolerate it, let alone enjoy it.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Psychics contradict some Christians beliefs, not all. Many believe in psychics. It's the more strict sects like Pentecostals or Southern Baptists that believe all psychics are evil. Oddly enough I agree with them, but for different reasons.

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, you'd think that, but...

You can claim "No True Christian", but clearly not all Christians believe cartomancy is forbidden. Christianity, as always, is whatever the individual believes it to be.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hard disagree. The Bible has verses that condemn psychics and mediums, not that that has ever stopped them from rationalizing other acts, but the Bible is anti-psychic.

When I was a Methodist, my churches were all adamant that psychics and mediums were either con artists or were coordinating with evil spirits or the devil, and it was forbidden. Same with Catholics. Generally in my experience with all American Southern Christians and some northern ones too, the more devout they are, the more against the occult they are.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social -5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Your interpretation of the bible is anti-psychic. Other Christians disagree. Some have even written books about it, as noted in my other comment. But the point isn't what the bible says...the point is that psychics aren't real, regardless of what Christians believe.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I’m realizing now that I misread your reply as “some Christian beliefs” rather than “some ChristianS beliefs,” but I was never implying all Christians believe the same thing.

I’m just shocked that there aren’t a significant number of Christians watching Fox News that would be pissed that they are putting a psychic on and promoting the occult.

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's an understatement. It's clearly against the catechism of the Catholic church. https://www.catholic.com/qa/why-mediums-and-psychics-are-not-ok

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's Catholics, which some sects like the Pentecostals consider to be not Christians. And then you have people like this...

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can find anyone claiming anything, but the official doctrine of the world-wide largest and USA-wide second largest Christian denomination is a bit more likely to be relevant to the discussion than some random bizarre book.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social -1 points 10 months ago

The fact remains that they still believe psychics are real, they just disagree on whether they are all evil.

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