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A Chinese man was disqualified from the Xiamen Marathon for chain-smoking during the race, violating a new rule against uncivilized behavior.

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Exceptions to the rule don't make the rule obsolete. How many smokers do you know that could reliably run any distance further than 800m? I don't know any, but I do know plenty of people that quit smoking because it was inhibiting their exercise. Being a human that grew up in an area that normalized tobacco consumption and played sports, I've tried cigarettes. It absolutely affects performance in a very negative way. He completed the marathon in spite of his smoking, and would have performed better even if he stopped for a couple weeks beforehand and immediately resumed smoking after.

[–] SquirtleHermit@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As an American, I can say with confidence I dont know anyone who could reliably run even 800m, regardless of their smoking status.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

ah, I suppose that's a fair point. I said "run", not "compete". I love my mom and I'm proud of her for both quitting and picking up running, but she definitely couldn't compete in our town's annual 5k celebration run