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I mean... he's pretty cool?
Keep your gecko and Flo fanfic to yourself!
No, let the man cook. I wanna see where this goes.
If this starts getting too steamy, I must let you know that I am in Texas and over 18, in case anyone needs to verify my age for adult content.
Please upload your government issued ID to proceed.
This is governor Greg abbot stay where you are state police are in route to your location
"... Chapter 15
Jake From State Fuck
Flo woke the next morning beside the Gieco Gecko, completely ravaged. Her body still shaking from the night before. She stared deeply into the Gieco Geckos eyes and thought to herself, "no other man will ever compare."
Then the Gieco Gecko moved his hand to caress Flos face. "Are you ready to go again? This time I've called for assistance."
The door swung open. Through the door, in a gimp suit, Jake...."
keep going, I’m almost there
I wouldn't be surprised if a Rule 34 erotica exists starring the Geico Gecko and Flo.
Without checking or ever seeing it before, I am confident saying that it must exist.
I checked. It does.
Thank you for your service!
Link?
Are you sure?
(NSFW and NSFL)
Wow. You did it.
Masterpeace truly a work of art
This is significantly better quality and quantity than I expected.
The geico gecko is to Flo as the gerbil is to Richard Gere.
Ha nice try