Not The Onion

12187 readers

608 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

652

Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

137 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 164 points 7 months ago (4 children)

"The communist states are getting earthquakes. Look at California. You can't have more earthquakes than California. You want to figure out why?"

Californian here, the answer is "plate tectonics", and "fault lines".

Source: I graduated the third grade.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 61 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You can't blame Rudy, he has a fault line running right through his brain.

Also the former mayor of NYC is calling New York communist? That's hilarious.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Communism is when liberals

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk -4 points 7 months ago

Oh the communists hate "liberals" too. It's a big old scramble for authoritarianism at both ends of that old horseshoe.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think it was from that fault line that dark goo was running.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Nah, he was just on the phone with Mr. Shadow.

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

I still blame him, because it's his fault

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

That's what the hammer and sickle represent, clearly.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Til that third grade is communist! 😱

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"See - Comrade Lthargy here is even admitting fault."