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Debian Thong (lemmy.zip)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
 

This is real

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[–] Olap@lemmy.world 142 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 158 points 4 months ago (4 children)

You have insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

This incident will be reported.
[–] stembolts@programming.dev 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 18 points 4 months ago

I calmly remove my USB labeled “oh shit” from my pocket, insert it, and reboot.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

doas -cHad apt remove

[–] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You need to make sure you always use the "+consent" flag. Never move forward without it.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Yes, do as I say!

[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like how you wrote this so that if the command fails, it continues with the rest.

[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not mine, it's an oldie. 🙂

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Not my bit, but still horny.

[–] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tell me you're bi without telling me you're bi

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 6 points 4 months ago

You made me wet!