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Debian Thong (lemmy.zip)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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This is real

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[–] Olap@lemmy.world 142 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'd apt remove these

[–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 158 points 4 months ago (4 children)

You have insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 90 points 4 months ago 
This incident will be reported.
[–] stembolts@programming.dev 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

sudo !!

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 18 points 4 months ago

I calmly remove my USB labeled “oh shit” from my pocket, insert it, and reboot.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

doas -cHad apt remove

[–] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

sudo apt remove

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You need to make sure you always use the "+consent" flag. Never move forward without it.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Yes, do as I say!

[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like how you wrote this so that if the command fails, it continues with the rest.

[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not mine, it's an oldie. 🙂

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Not my bit, but still horny.

[–] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tell me you're bi without telling me you're bi

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 6 points 4 months ago

You made me wet!

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 78 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Now we need an Arch tampon for the bleeding edge

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 16 points 4 months ago

That's already a thing. It goes without saying, but you have to build from source.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 10 points 4 months ago

dude

[–] JurassicPork@lemmy.one 8 points 4 months ago

OK.....I had a good chuckle at that one 🍻

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 5 points 4 months ago

Do you have to build it yourself from source?

[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My junk would probably fall out of those but they look comfortable

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Lock it up!

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago

Does it also come in ladies sizes?

[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My floppy disk is now a hard disk.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sure you will run faster

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

It is more aerodynamic that way

[–] oo1@kbin.social 7 points 4 months ago

it's in a solid state

[–] willya@lemmyf.uk 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Lady in the streets and a Debian the sheets.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

I here it makes a good gift

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This is the entire debian-official Tumblr, summed up in one photo.

[–] huskypenguin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

Wow. What am I reading.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Damn straight... or actually not. Keep the normies out I say. 1000012885

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 8 points 4 months ago

Tf

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well I’m hard.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

hello hard, i'm fest

[–] Soundhole@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

I was until I read the comments.

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 months ago

Debian does Dallas?

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

That looks like it can support so much femboy junk

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Typical Linux user.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

$ tar -xzvf thong.tar.gz -C ~/package/

[–] oo1@kbin.social 12 points 4 months ago

D-pkg

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

chmod -R 777

[–] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

Needs a NSFW tag! Soooo sexy!

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Is there a red hat under that?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

ubuntu would be entire pants (or trousers if youre british)

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Why is Debian the only distro with thongs available? I want an Ubuntu thong!

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Can’t wait to inspect that source code

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Of course it’s real. It’s absolutely the sort of shit you find in your local queer community’s pants

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