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Highway bandits in Mexico make off with 40 tons of avocados (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 3 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 75 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Correct. Avocado ≠ Onion

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You should start a Lemmy community called NotAvocado about things that aren't avocado. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy to find out how, let alone moderate it afterwards 😄

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What about a pineapple? Is it an avocado?

Or a tough one - the Magna Carta?

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You've awakened Chuck

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Definitely an avocado.