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[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Seems like the sort of thing people should know about a central tenet of a pillar of their identity...

[–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

But then they'd have to stop eating shrimp, so...

[–] ours@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

The lord didn't take Red Lobster away.

Vulture capitalists did.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

More importantly, they'd have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

As Moses said, "fuck the Cowboys".

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

As Moses said, "fuck the Cowboys".

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

No no. That's from the old testament. Those rules don't count anymore now that there is the new testament.

realizes ten commandments are from the old testament

This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.

[–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

But then they'd have to stop eating shrimp, so...