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Trump Site Launches Limited-Edition Assassination Attempt Sneakers (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know, but it tastes like shit.

It’s getting SO HARD to separate reality from satire.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world -3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why do any of us actually think it's reality?

[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The suggestion being that the article is a lie?

Or that we’re living in a really fucked up matrix-like experiment?

I wonder if the AI’s in the matrix knew that they weren’t real?

[–] Mango@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

All of this shit is made up.

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Words are made up but we still have to deal with them in our day to day lives.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

I've gotta deal with these talking faces about as much as I gotta deal with anime girls. At least anime girls are something pleasant to keep me occupied.

[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I’m confused……. The shoes aren’t real?

Or the assassination attempt wasn’t?