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[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they’re out of the shoes, too.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago
[–] jumjummy@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s $1.5M. Eternal grifting.

I love the disclaimer of “The images shown are for illustration purposes only….” Meaning the final product will probably look 1000x worse.

[–] Bremmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 months ago

When I try to think of things that would sell out quickly, clown shoes were not on my list but here we are.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 months ago

dont tell me those are the actual shoes.

holy shit. i dont have any deference for the us-flag whatsoever, but if someone showed me these shoes and a video of somebody pissing on the flag, i would be hard-pressed to say which is less respectful of the flag

[–] Kerred@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Limit 3 pairs instead of Limit 1 pair sounds odd to me. As if it's intended to be scalped.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

One to wear, one to seal away in the vault, and one to resell immediately.