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Trump Warns That if Kamala Harris Wins, ‘Everybody Gets Health Care’ (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 3 months ago (7 children)

"very popular private health insurance"

I'm not an American, but I suspect this is a lie..

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago

Health insurance literally profits from not helping people as much as possible. I have no idea how anyone can think this is good, unless they profit from it too

[–] echo@lemmings.world 14 points 3 months ago

I have excellent private health insurance and I absolutely hate those fuckers... it's only 'popular' in the sense that I'm not dead because I have it.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He didn't say who it was popular with.

Healthcare executives? It's really popular.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

And healthcare executives' wives/husbands. And Healthcare executives' real estate agents. And if course Healthcare executives' stock brokers.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Popular doesn't mean cool, it means it's commonplace. A popular option for insurance is privatized/subsidized insurance from your employer. Not because it's cool, but because it's the most viable option. Very popular. My employment-based insurance cost 60% less than Marketplace insurance.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

That, and people with coverage are afraid to lose it for something seemingly unknown. The devil you know kind of thing. Not saying that's a reason to keep it, but it's one reason why it's "popular."

[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago

My insurance costs zero. That's popular!

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Insurance is great. FOR PROFIT insurance is a scourge and should be killed without mercy.

[–] whatevs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I feel like it's thanksgiving and everyone wants the crazy uncle to stop making speeches and just eat his ham and Mac n cheese

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maaaaan, whys it always gotta be a drunk uncle? Or a crazy uncle??? I'm an uncle, and the only speeches I give on thanksgiving are how the 1993 Super Mario Movie is BETTER than the recent animated one.

And I'm right!

Also Charles Martinet was and always has been a TERRIBLE voice for mario. He went from a gruff itailian brooklyn plumber to an accient so over the top, mario is the only one to ever use it.

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

I'm so sorry to have to be the one to tell you but, based on your positions, you're absolutely the crazy uncle. And I wouldn't be surprised if you were drunk when you watched the 93 Super Mario.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

ham and Mac n cheese

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I'm not either, but I can confirm that it is.