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[–] dmtalon@infosec.pub 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This will 100% not end well. I think we've yet to see even hardened financial / data collection systems be hack-proof. A random gym is not going to safeguard that data and/or monitor it responsibly.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

monitoring of these specific areas will be discrete and only accessible by trained monitoring technicians.

Sounds like they proved you wrong. /s

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 18 points 2 months ago

trust us bro also sign this ToS with mandatory arbitration including in event of death