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Chick-fil-A plans to launch streaming service with original shows (arstechnica.com)

submitted 2 months ago by Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You gotta donate to planned parenthood for every dollar spent there. It's like buying carbon offsets, but for sandwiches. /s

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I donate to Planned Parenthood AND I don't eat at Chick-fil-A. Win-win.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The last time I was in a Chick-fil-A there was a flamboyantly homosexual guy wearing a neckerchief who took my order.

I had many questions, but I kept them to myself.

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I worked there for 6 years while I was still struggling with accepting my own queerness. I thought that by working a "Christian job" while going to a "Christian school" would help me "overcome" my queerness.

It was a desperate attempt to be accepted by the community I grew up in.