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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 133 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Alternate title: Chick-fil-A about to raise menu prices.

Also, don't buy from them. It's run by Christian nationalist and every dollar you give them goes to taking away the rights of someone else.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Would you like some extra bigotry with that chicken, sir?

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

It would be their pleasure.

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 16 points 2 months ago

They don't even ask you

[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You gotta donate to planned parenthood for every dollar spent there. It's like buying carbon offsets, but for sandwiches. /s

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I donate to Planned Parenthood AND I don't eat at Chick-fil-A. Win-win.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The last time I was in a Chick-fil-A there was a flamboyantly homosexual guy wearing a neckerchief who took my order.

I had many questions, but I kept them to myself.

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I worked there for 6 years while I was still struggling with accepting my own queerness. I thought that by working a "Christian job" while going to a "Christian school" would help me "overcome" my queerness.

It was a desperate attempt to be accepted by the community I grew up in.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also, because chickens are sentient, sapient creatures! Their experiences are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own.

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

chickens are sentient, sapient creatures! Their experiences are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own.

do you have evidence for the sapient claim? and what is the basis of whether their experiences matter: how much, and to whom? and as for the identical-ness of the nature of their suffering, can you substantiate that in any way?

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 months ago

i wonder what rights are being taken away + i am not in america