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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 6 hours ago (9 children)

Everyone always laughs at hitting someone in the head with a punch/can of beans/baseball bat/2x4/karate chop/whatever and knock them out. The joke being that the person will wake in ten minutes or an hour like in the movies and they'll go about living again.

In real life if you knock someone out cold with some kind of hit to their head ... you've more than likely killed them or put them in a place where they will die within the next hour or two.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 hour ago

You're going too far in the opposite direction

[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 2 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

False LMFAO.

Source: semi pro snowboarder who’s been knocked out many times

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

Being knocked out is literally one step before dead and can have serious aftereffects like parts of your swollen brain dying because there's too less space for a swollen brain in your skull.

I too was once knocked out as a child and barfed 3 days afterwards with memory loss.

Take care of yourself.

Relax, it's just another made up story.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 26 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Being knocked out is certainly not good, but it's not automatic death like you're suggesting.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 minutes ago

Depends where you hit and how hard. It's the emergency shutdown because of convulsion. If the convulsion was too hard, it can swell and then it gets dangerous. Not to mention fragile places like temple or neck.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 77 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That is... Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, especially if they are young

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago

~~Skill~~ Skull issue

[–] arin@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 3 hours ago

She just stole a loaf of bread. Her sister's child was close to death, she was starving.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

And even if you haven't killed them outright, they can have permanent disabilities.

If you, or someone you know, gets knocked out, or experiences other symptoms of a central nervous system trauma after a hit to the head, please seek medical care immediately. It's not one those "take two aspirin and let's see how it goes in the morning" kinda things.

I'm just one person, but during my life I've seen this multiple times. I will refrain from boring you, and doxxing myself, by telling my anecdotes. Suffice it to say that I have known people who would have been dead if they hadn't gone to work with a "bad hangover", or ended up with narcolepsy or chronic encephalopathy. And that was separate people BTW.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So I once slipped on a puddle while jogging (in the wrong place) and hit the back of my head on sedimentary tiles.
Since I had stiffened my neck, trying to stretch it backward (yes I was doing that while jogging on wet tiles), my head hit the ground hard.
After about 2 minutes, I fainted for ~10 seconds. Was fine later.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's the problem with anecdotal evidence. You can always find that one person who fulfills the criteria but who's outcome doesn't match.

Of course you can be fine afterwards. But there's a considerable risk that you're not, and experiencing symptoms of a traumatic head injury does warrant a visit to the hospital.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 7 points 4 hours ago

Of course I visited the hospital for a CT scan.

Of course I'm not telling you to hit your head for fun.

This is just a fun story, not evidence for anything.

People have survived failed parachutes. Doesn't mean we can all be Alex Mercer.