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[–] teft@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (6 children)

To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Truth. There's often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Don't be a fool, use your tool

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It's just not worth it

Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Never stick your dick in crazy more than once.

FTFY