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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 3 weeks ago by SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world 137 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Dear BBC, thanks for the illustrated article on our product. Our advertising and PR manager says it's the best £2 we've spent all year'

[–] teft@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you thanking the Big Black...Candybar or the British Broadcasting Corporation?

[–] gressen@lemm.ee 19 points 3 weeks ago

Yes

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

👍🏼

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

👍🏿

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It certainly does feel like they are pushing their confectionary product down our throats.

Edit: grammar