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'Baby shark, doo, doo.' Popular kids' song used to deter the homeless (www.youtube.com)

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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Within the last year. Everyone decided that McDonald's doesn't want burger ads next to no no words and it's ruined the mainstream Internet

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Fuck shit bitch piss fucking cunt shit snargletooth fucked asshole bitch cock.

Ahhh.... Feels good.

A true pity over the mainstream internet though. The timeframe in which it was beautiful... Was brief. Maybe someday it can be, again. 🥂 A revoir.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dude you can't just say "sn*rgletooth" on the internet.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

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Edit: spelling fuck haha

[–] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

These SNARGLETOOTHS were brought to you by McDonalds!

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 10 points 4 days ago

I dream of a pure information protocol. Kinda like RSS, but... More.

allow any piece of information (news article, DM, sensor reading,...) to be wrapped in a standard format
subscribe to any number of source directly or indirectly (e.g. through a self-hosted relay server)
allow networks to define default data sources (e.g. get sensor data from machines as soon as you are connected to corporate networks
make the data declare what UI elements are required,
but allow clients to display them however the fuck they want
allow user to assign priorities statically or programmatically to any source, and to filter, sort, categorize based on it

Essentially: I want "the feed" from universes like The Expanse

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I'm so happy that people on Lemmy hate self-censorship as much as they should. Whenever a meme with a censored word gets posted, the comments are nothing but complaints until OP fixes it.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

missed opportunity to use the 7 dirty words:

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits

it has a cadence to it. musical.