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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 217 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

A broken clock...

Happy that this particular lunatic is right on this particular issue.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 130 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

I'm going to guess that Russia doesn't want us to enter the war.

[–] scytale@lemmy.zip 97 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Probably. Tucker Carlson is saying the same thing, so their handlers are telling them “nope, we don’t like that”.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 hours ago

Mmm I can’t wait to see the unintended consequences of that backpedaling.

God I hope there are some..

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

Putin gets his drones from Iran

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 43 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I'm guessing everyone with a brain doesn't want the US to go into Iran. It's like these people didn't learn anything from the last quarter century (and Vietnam before that).

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 33 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Learn things? With our education system??? Buddy! What do you think this is??? A different country? Who's this other country you're thinking about??? They sound like someone we need to go to war with! Do they have oil?

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

You don't need an education system, just past lived experience. Trump himself regularly lies about how he was always against the Iraq war. It's just one letter off, should be pretty easy to work out what would happen if they did the same thing again.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Not to mention the terrain of Iran would prove an order of magnitude more difficult to overcome. Afghanistan was already very difficult for our military, imagine MORE mountains

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 22 points 12 hours ago

Yep, huge country, difficult terrain, largely homogeneous culture that goes back to the Persian Empire, homegrown weapons industry that can build their own drones and missiles. This is going to be more difficult by orders of magnitude.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Then why would Krasnov be doing it?

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

To force the mining of the Straits of Hormuz, which will raise the price of oil enough to prop up Russia.

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Because he's also a cuck to Netanyahu and AIPAC.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

100%.

PLUS

Putin is hanging Krasnov out to dry on Ukraine.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

after all that trouble they went to get military aid to be diverted from ukraine, indirectly via trump. probably realized the war near thier own country could destabalize the region which can draw in russia, possibly pakistan,india and china.

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

A very, very dumb clock... Once every crazy dumb day...

That's the saying isn't it?

Jokes aside, agreed she's right, and credit where it's due for sure.