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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 61 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is the tshirt I’m wearing today. Fuck Idaho.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They'll probably try to claim that blood comes from the heart, and so those hands represent jesus hznds with stakes through them, and everyone loves jesus.

You know. Mental gymnastics. Just anything to reaffirm their own world view since you are challenging it.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

they're already foolish enough without you having to strawman them...

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Whether you're black, white, or...an android?

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Measure of a Man.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

when I was in early years of school there were twins with no pigment that were pale as chalk and had hair like fiber optic strands. sunscreen needed indoors to not turn red. never seen either since but I found out its possible to be literally white.

[–] fofinha23@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 10 months ago

Data from Star Trek's rights are being acknowledged