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31 U.S. Code 5112 says “No coin issued may bear the image of a living former or current President,”
Oh, this one's easy the way I understand things work now.
He is both former AND current, so fire up the mint.
But the law doesn't say anything about former, only current, which is currently true.
God damn XOR
Yeah they won't care, they'll do it anyway, and then go after critics for being "unamerican" and "anti capitalist" per NSPM-7.
I was about to say, I was pretty sure that was a law, instituted to stop... oh, what was it again? Oh ya. FASCISM.
Amendment incoming!
Thank you!
Nah man, spoilers!