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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago (12 children)

I don't like the man, he seriously sucks, but he needs an official wellness check. He's clearly becoming increasingly mentally disabled and things like this keep happening in his daughter's custody.

That's not a spiritual attack, it's mold induced pneumonia in a man with brain damage. He could easily be less capable of resisting the mold. Why the fuck was a man with brain damage trying to clean a moldy room without assistance‽

Like, seriously for all I hate the man I really get no joy from this, I don't want him taken away as punishment or anything, I'm mostly concerned for him. I don't think that the Peterson of a decade ago would be putting the Peterson of today in these positions.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My empathy is with the mold in this conflict.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How would you define mold? How would you define conflict? How would you define is? That's what I thought.

[–] spacemint_rhino@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

(Kermit voice) What do you mean by mold? Mold in the metaphysical interpretation is a the creeping darkness of social isolation in the post modern environment that young men find themselves. Mold is the hidden predator that consumes even the dragon, the darkness that reflects the greater unknown that surrounds even the leviathan. If you take Moby Dick for instance, mold is the true antagonist, the great depths that surround and threaten both the protagonist, your physical self, and the whale, your metaphysical antithesis! It’s perplexing and I’m just on the verge of being able to understand it and perceive it, it’s right on the verge of my limitations to understand! tears up

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Real good! I felt like I was listening to him being interviewed.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Or any other psychology prof on any campus.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Definitely not the ones I’ve talked to, and I’ve talked to many. Well, one of them kinda…fit the mold.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Mold in the metaphysical interpretation is a the creeping darkness of social isolation in the post modern environment that young men find themselves.

That is an almost perfect Peterson sentence. Except, remove the mold, it's too concrete:

The metaphysical interpretation is the creeping darkness of social isolation in the post modern environment that young men find themselves.

Now you can shuffle the building blocks around however you wish!

The creeping darkness is the metaphysical interpretation of the post modern environment that young men find social isolation in.

Etc.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Some of my best friends are mold.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I mean seriously. What did the mold do to deserve being exposed to this asshole?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He absolutely would if he thought he belonged to one of the out-groups to be persecuted. This fucker has shown no empathy towards others and has played a big part in the rise of fascism we're seeing today. He deserves no pity.

[–] upsidedown@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Everyone deserves some pity. If you don't think so then you really aren't a good person either.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago

everyone deserves some pity at some point, yes

Peterson has used his up, and he no longer deserves any

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think he should be treated the way he treated others. Seems fair to me.

[–] F_State@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

This is why I was glad that Kirk was the victim of the political violence he championed rather than some innocent bystander.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When has he ever shown a single bit of empathy or remorse?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

When it impacts him personally. Like every conservative.

[–] F_State@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

It's the exception that proves the rule so there are a couple people who should remain without pity but Peterson isn't the one in my book.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 25 points 2 days ago

Nah, fuck that fash, he's welcome to follow his leader any time.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't like the man, he seriously sucks, but he needs an official wellness check

An American style wellness check

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

too disciplined, lower the training

Pretty much any police or corrections officer from Florida.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By a platoon of mall security we gave assault rifles to?

[–] F_State@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

Man, they're totally ready for Dawn of the Dead

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I want him to die.

Fuck sympathy for these scum.

The world would be better off without him in it. Let him rot to death in mold and elder abuse, he deserves worse.

I’ll save my tears for the victims of his.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Damn the replies to your comment are wild.

I agree with everything you say. I hate this man but I am not as petty as to think this is funny or that he should die.

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

I've become exactly that petty. There's too much unpunished grift in this world.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t fall for the paradox of intolerance. This guy regularly calls for the torture and killing of innocent people.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Not wishing him dead isn't the same as tolerating him and his beliefs

Im not concerned for him and I hope he fucks off and dies. The world would be better without him

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 17 points 2 days ago

hes responsible for bringing men under gop/conservative influences, i saw an article on posted on reddit that he was paid handosomely by russia to spew his propaganda.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I think it is quite entertaining. The part I get no joy from is how his fascist followers still clings to every word he says despite himn being clearly completely unhinged.

Hopefully this kills him. The world will be a better place for it.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Listening to entirely deranged people is normal for them.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

The part I get no joy from is how his fascist followers still clings to every word he says despite himn being clearly completely unhinged.

Sounds familiar...

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's genuinely possibly an experiment or poisoning by Russia. He was in Russia for a month or so in a coma to get off benzos. It could also be his sunstance use flaring up. I do not really believe the mold story from the daughter (who is very creepy).

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hanlon's razor here: he went looking for any doctors who would do the procedure he wanted and couldn't get it in north America or any of Europe west of Russia. That indicates that it's stupidly dangerous without any foul play

Do you really believe that? That he couldn't find ANY doctors to do it except Russia? Or is that just a convenient excuse to go to Russia?

Further, medical malpractice IS foul play.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

That’s not a spiritual attack, it’s mold induced pneumonia in a man with brain damage. He could easily be less capable of resisting the mold. Why the fuck was a man with brain damage trying to clean a moldy room without assistance‽

The number of old white men with brain infections influencing government is too damn high.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca -3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember hearing of him about a decade ago and the few times I heard him he was coherent and made some reasonable arguments

Since over 5 years ago he went off a cliff

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Those weren't reasonable arguments, he's a con man. He mixes in truth with the cons.