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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
(www.oregonlive.com)
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025
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He's really thinking "All those cocks and not enough time to suck them all."
"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot."
/37
In a row??!?!!??!!
He needs to figure out the Mean Jerk Time.
some of them seemed to be too large or long for him.
Nothing a bit of determination can't fix