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The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat (www.jezebel.com)

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[...] I asked the man behind the counter if the Steak Nuggets were such a hasty retreat because they were unpopular with his diners. He said the following: “Well, we were one of the last stores to have those things, because nobody bought ’em.”

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 21 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I swear this push for protein (and they seem to specifically fixate on animal-based) is like they're trying to do a speedrun climate collapse.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

... and public health catastrophe of cardiopulmonary disease & colorectal cancer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=485Em2JF34M

(Sleeper -- healthy food & smoking. A classic)