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[–] T156@lemmy.world 26 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

It's one of those things that would seem excessive in a story.

A place so decadent that everything was to bet for. Even as the world ended around them, they gambled on how.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

It's the real life version of the intro to Cyberpunk 2077, with the radio host talking about bets on the death toll in Night city.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Cyberpunk was supposed to be a dystopia, not a fucking instruction manual!

But seriously, I've lost about all enjoyment in cyber-dystopian stories because these days they cut depressingly close to home.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

yeah I've had so many story ideas just end up being too on-the-nose. and a few that are "if I put this idea out there, someone will use it and make things worse for people I don't know." I don't need that kind of karma.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Really seems like a future dystopian sci-fi, where the main character is going to bring the whole system down.

[–] badgermurphy@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago

Who's the main character in this scenario, Johnny Barronhand?