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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 40 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Polymarket is one of many direct evidence of the impending fall of society.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 32 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

It's one of those things that would seem excessive in a story.

A place so decadent that everything was to bet for. Even as the world ended around them, they gambled on how.

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago

A place so decadent that everything was to bet for. Even as the world ended around them, they gambled on how.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

20 years ago, if you wrote a story about a dystopian future sci-fi setting that included polymarket, readers would interpret it as a heavy-handed metaphor for widespread cynicism and derealization

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 18 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

It's the real life version of the intro to Cyberpunk 2077, with the radio host talking about bets on the death toll in Night city.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Cyberpunk was supposed to be a dystopia, not a fucking instruction manual!

But seriously, I've lost about all enjoyment in cyber-dystopian stories because these days they cut depressingly close to home.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

yeah I've had so many story ideas just end up being too on-the-nose. and a few that are "if I put this idea out there, someone will use it and make things worse for people I don't know." I don't need that kind of karma.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Really seems like a future dystopian sci-fi, where the main character is going to bring the whole system down.

[–] badgermurphy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Who's the main character in this scenario, Johnny Barronhand?