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Donald Trump has warned the ‘crazy b******s’ in Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz in a foul-mouthed social media post on Easter Sunday.

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 97 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Here we are, in a strange world where I have to count fucking a*******s to find out, if the P***S said "bitches" or "bastards" in his latest social media post. Or wait, maybe he said "butchers", or perhaps "bollards"...

It's a god-damned direct quote and the distinction what the asshole in the W***e H***e exactly said is kinda important.
So why is something like this censored on a news site?

[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 weeks ago

This is due to the power google news has over almost all news websites.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Found one in one of my pix that I didn't even see!

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's one interpretation... ;-)

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Piece Of Turd Shit