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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 293 points 1 week ago (6 children)

“God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?”

How do you possible make this worse? Ask them where they wll be later.

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 185 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

Haven't you noticed? pedophiles are in fashion now… they can even be presidents

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heard, one use to be a prince....

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

yeap… green prince instead of blue

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 week ago

If my kid was speaking in front of the school board and subjected to that kind of harassment I’d be in jail right now.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

🔫always have been

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here's why:

"Boys will be boys."

"He's not wrong, she is hot."

"Little slut deserves it for dressing like that."

"Why didn't I think of this? I wonder if he has any videos."

"Note to self: accept his 4th of July pool party invitation this year."

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pedophiles are praise worthy unless you are trying to make it big on the Internet, then you beat up random people who cant fight back and pretend they are this guy.

Everyone is willingly living a hypocritical lie these days.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

Priorities, we got'em!

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only response to that is, "what the f*ck is the matter with you?"

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Sir....I need to see your search history.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hey, I'm not disagreeing with you or anything like that, but read what you type... possibly* will* (or they'll), and also end that with a question mark. There's absolutely no reason to have errors like that, you had all the time needed to read your own text and all the time after to fix it. No need to make yourself look incapable of using basic words, which I believe you definitely are (capable that is).

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

I'll hire an editor