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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 185 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

Haven't you noticed? pedophiles are in fashion now… they can even be presidents

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Heard, one use to be a prince....

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

yeap… green prince instead of blue

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 month ago

If my kid was speaking in front of the school board and subjected to that kind of harassment I’d be in jail right now.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

🔫always have been