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[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 115 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

One, that's nightmare fuel. Two, more weird art like this please.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 42 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 16 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

They can refuel each other by docking or something. It'll be like that robot thats constantly sweeping the oil into itself and when it stops, it dies.

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I thought it died some years back.

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They can refuel each other by docking or something.

That's a funny way to spell dicking.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the term docking can refer to one person putting the head of their penis inside of the foreskin of another person.

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago

I guess I'm one of today's lucky 10,000 for this particular factoid.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Robot dog centepeding.

[–] homes@piefed.world 13 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, I also feel kind of conflicted about this.