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They need to be fucking.
Or 69'ing.
They can refuel each other by docking or something. It'll be like that robot thats constantly sweeping the oil into itself and when it stops, it dies.
I thought it died some years back.
That's a funny way to spell dicking.
Fun fact: the term docking can refer to one person putting the head of their penis inside of the foreskin of another person.
I guess I'm one of today's lucky 10,000 for this particular factoid.
I didn't know the term, but I wouldn't say I'm "lucky", now.
Robot dog centepeding.