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How are registered child sex offenders not legally barred from working with or around children in every US state? How is this not a law that already exists?!?!?
Texas is run by the GOP:
Correction: Texas is run by the oil companies.
the energy company, texas is said to closely resemble russia than other states.
Correction : Texas is run by probable paedophiles
Why do the oil companies want sexual predators to work in schools?
I know why the GOP wants it. They protect their own.
the gop is the last refuge of the degenerates, almost always sex offendors or brain damaged conservatives in various forms.
They want good sports
It very much is against the law. Read to the end. Here's the last paragraph of the article:
This isn't a problem with the law as much as it is a specific group of people trying to wallpaper a sort of compliance with the law while ignoring the substance of it altogether. First paragraph of the article, emphasis mine:
Note also from somewhere in the middle of the article:
And if you're wondering wtf, you're not wrong: all this careful arrangement of fact seems like a very creative effort on the part of the author and editor to actively distance point A from point B. It's possible they're just trying very hard not to piss anyone off in what is already a lost cause.
Or to put it another way, in a state with a very high year-round accumulation of snowflakes, this article involves three very special groups of special snowflakes all at once: a sex offender and his personal fans, the homeschoolers, and the evangelical Christians, and how they are faking compliance with state law by making sure the parents sign a waiver -- one that hides the relevant information about a sex offender with a history of minors -- before giving him free access to their children in direct contradiction to the law, a law they knew enough about to deliberately circumvent.
Uhm.. From the article:
Just look at the leadership.
Because he's good at baseball...
It's been shown over and over again that parents and administrators will turn a blind eye to shit like this if it means their kid has a chance at the big leagues
The idiots living in these states would rather have this than state run healthcare and public transit for everyone paid for by billionaires who could easily afford it. And anyone who is “different” ends up in some “reeducation camp”. Or jail. Or worse.
Because some invisible sky wizard said so.
Or something
And that’s if you’re lucky enough to be white. If you’re not, or if you have some kind of “accent”, much much worse, happens to you…
Do you think the United States is better than Russia? Think again
the blue counties in texas are gerrymandered to hell compared to other states.
Pretty sure they are and that's a significant part of this idiocy i.e. believing a parental signature on a waiver could overcome those legal restrictions.