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Ukraine shuts down arms network that supplied weapons to Steven Seagal (kyivindependent.com)

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

SFX have gotten so good that you can barely hear the grunting.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't even have to use SFX to be convincing. Just dump a few hundred pounds of dog shit on a little trolley, put a stupid toupee on top, and wheel it around slowly on some rope. Nobody would tell the difference.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

I'm trying to imagine this, but my mind keeps showing me Steven Seagal...