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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How has this rancid bratwurst not ended up in the Trump administration by this point?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 22 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

He's too busy attending Putin's parades, which is something he literally does

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago

Maybe he doesn't like kids 🤷‍♀️

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 34 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

And give up his position in Putin's administration? No way.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

Eh, Putin's in charge of both anyway, so there's not much difference.

[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago

Hey I'm going you need you to be more respectful of bratwursts here.