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Scientists use lasers to determine the age of sharks (phys.org)

submitted 3 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://news.abolish.capital/post/46966

Not many scientific studies sound like a Bond film, but ours really does involve lasers, sharks and doctors (of research, not the evil kind).

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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 50 points 3 days ago (6 children)

[–] brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 days ago

Literally, my brain is flooded with Dr. Evil upon seeing lasers and sharks in the same sentence. I can't think about anything else until i look away.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a gun in my room. Give me five seconds, I'll come back and blow their brains out.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 18 points 3 days ago

You just don't get it do you Scott?

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Fricken laserbeams

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

EXACTLY what I thought

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 3 days ago

Even sharks deserve a warm meal

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

Beat me to it. Respect.